a bevy of boyhollow booty*

(*shaking)

It twas the Hallowgoth party and all through the hall, my blonde fro was bouncing, my PBR tall.  Le Divorce they were rocking, my buzz creeping near, when what to my wondering eyes should appear?

The High Priest of Hipster holiness himself;

boyhollow.

Bearing gifts.

In the form of a flyer.  Double sided.  Triple awesome.  A weekend to remember I’ll no doubt forget (thanks, booze!)  It’ll be worth it.

First up, on Friday, 11.11.11, lo-fi electro pop star Le Castlevania joins boyhollow and option 4 behind the decks at Lipgloss (”BEST CLUB NIGHT IN DENVER” since before you were born, etc).

The following night, Saturday, 11.12.11 Bender’s serves up a tasty bucket of extra crispy kink, as Chicago’s long running “Porn and Chicken” party makes its dazzling debut in Denver.

It’s exactly what it sounds like.  Free fried chicken, XXX on the big screen, and boyhollow blowing his techno / electro / dubstep load all night.

But wait there’s more!

How excited would you expect Cash to get for this once in a lifetime offer?

“Pretty stoked?”

“Marginally thrilled?”

“Gawdammit, I’ll be there?”

Not even close.

If he acts now, he’s on his way to a full fledged, brain blowing, mind melting, pants soiling happiness o.d…

Why?

THE REST OF THE FUCKING LINEUP.

I’m beyond ecstatic to announce that for the FIRST TIME EVER, ALL THREE of my FAVORITE DENVER DJS (the only ones I’ve written about here on TGOC) will be under one roof.  Presiding over one dancefloor.  With one ambulance standing by.  For Cash.  Just in case.

That’s right boyee;

Five Cash Favorites.

One Wickedly Wild night.

boyhollow (see here) + porn + chicken + lexi fey (see here) + southpaw (see here) = Cashgasm.

Period.

Porn and chicken: Cash. Mutha. Phukkin. APPROVED.