cash corps

Reflecting on my delicious girlfriend, a strange, startling revelation.  I have something in common.. with the Peace Corps.  Holy hell, I just puked in my mouth a little.  Hope you were sitting down for that.  What could it possibly be?  That I’m building an army of intellectual missionaries, hell bent on saving a starving world from the poisons of rusting morality and emotional idiocy?  Yeah, there’s that.

As importantly?

The fact that one of their slogans could just as easily be my own.  With a minor twist.

“Dating Cash - The Toughest Job You’ll Ever Love”

True.  Dat.

I demand the best.

(And promise nothing less in return.)