hipsters, start your orgasms

Daft Punk Vs. Gorillaz?  Oh.  My.  Freaking.  Gawd.  I originally planned this as a “mashup wtf?” piece (see here) but then realized… there’s no “WTF?” involved.  The brilliance behind bringing these two tracks together is simply..  beyond…  words.

Boyhollow, I’m looking at you.

If this hasn’t been featured @ Lipgloss or Scumbag Sundays already?  What the hell man?  Seriously. 

hugs,
cash

the best feeling on earth

(Isn’t an orgasm.)  Well, those are good too.  Still, the rush of walking into a crowded bar, noticing a lot of eyes on you, sitting down at the last stool available, cracking your book open.. and then? Read more

if you have to ask

random text that may or may not have been to me: “You want adi or not?”

Omfg.

Just reading it.  Thinkin it.  Saying it.

Makes me laugh and laugh.  And then cry.  A little.  Single tear.

What do you think?  Really.  Have we met?

to denver, with love

A blast text to my peeps;

“The mall ride is like an insane asylum in bus form.”

It’s funny cos’ it’s true.

high fidelity porno

Wanna hear a secret?  I should warn you, it’s shocking.  Possibly disturbing.  Definitely profound.  Think you can handle it?  I doubt it.

But here goes;

If you truly love your boyfriend / husband / fuck buddy?  Learn to love his porn collection.

Why?

To supercharge your relationship.  To know him.  To save yourself.

First things first;  All guys.  Look at.  Porn.

Your dads?

Brothers?

Sons?

Check, check, and check.  All guys.  “Porn” in this context can run the gamut from ass to ass lesbian dildo play online to sneaking the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog into the bathroom.  All guys look at, and utilize, some form of pornography.  Daily.  Read more

oh, you mean that “mc flipside”…

One of the most infuriating Cash Peeves ever?  A disappointing set from a dj I know and love.  (Benny Benassi, this means you.  To make it up to me? You best plan on bringin it @ Coachella).  On the other hand?  One of the most divine pleasures in all of Cash Life.  A dj set that DE-MUTHA-FUKKIN-STROYS from some guy I’ve never heard of.  Or was too dumb to realize I’d heard of at least.

Such was certainly the case on a Read more

relationship bullseye : a cash quiz

Girls.  Marvelous girls.  So divine.  Inspiring.  Mysterious.  More or less.  Guess what?  I know one of your secrets.  Tis a small one, but still.  All girls, or most of them, love taking tests.  Certain tests anyway.  Read more

karmic justice league : accepting applications

Aspiring super hero?  Trying to improve your standings in your social circle?  Your job?  The world?  Step right up my friends, an opportunity awaits.  I’m putting together a team.  The most important team in history.  Read more

jack of all knowledge, master of some

One of the strangest things to come out of my interview series (see here) was also one of the most rewarding.  At the end of an interview about a particular fail point (of mine) in relationships?  My interviewee posed a query;  “Why are you so relate-able?  Why do perfect strangers seem drawn to you; so quickly, so completely?”

I was dumbfounded.

I really didn’t have an answer for him.

This is not a normal state of affairs in Cash Life.  I take great pride in my self-awareness and not having an answer to a question about a core aspect of my identity, my existence, was scary as hell.

It got me thinking though.  Big time.  Thankfully, he provided a bit of a clue, shortly thereafter:

“You seem to know so much, about so many things.  People can always talk to you about something they care about.” Read more

cash fail: prayers for pain

The only thing smarter than trying to hammer the last nail into your own coffin?  Anything.  Literally anything on earth.  Sadly, I find myself attempting this foolish maneuver almost every day.  I’m not alone.  If there’s one thing most people underestimate, it’s the power of our own words to shape our own realities.  For better or worse.  I’ve hinted at it a few times before (see here, here, and here) but it bears repeating.  How you choose to describe a scenario, experience, or event, to yourself, determines your perception of it.  Perception is reality, or quickly becomes it; with enough mental nagging or positive reinforcement on your part.

What the hell am I talking about?  Gald ya asked.

Let me give you some ugly examples.  From Cash Life.

I pride myself on being a self-made pillar of optimism.  In a world forever sinking into the cesspool of negativity, it’s not always easy.  It is always important.  I consider it essential in fact.  So should you.  Read more