uv vodka = hellz yes

UV vodka bottles often draw my attention in the liquor store.  Modern, colorful, and somehow cosmopolitan, the look of UV vodka is unmistakeable.  Until recently though, I’d never taken a chance on the ‘bottom shelf’ UV.  What a mistake.  For $10.99 (here in Denver) you get a quadruple distilled vodka in a wide variety of flavors.   Considering most ‘top shelf’ vodkas are distilled between 4 and 5 times, the purity of UV, especially for the price, simply cannot be beat.   So far, I’ve tried both Grape and Apple.  Both are sheer perfection with a splash of club soda.

UV vodka.  Cash approved.

too old for the clubbing? right.

I have an impressive group of friends.  Seriously.  I could not be happier with the wonderful people I surround myself with.  Still, they sometimes piss me off.  Nowhere is this more evident than in the occasional comment to the effect of Read more

sweet ass compliment de jour

“You are the exact opposite of every other human being I know”

-Christmas eve, friend and long time knower Tracy responding to a comment of mine which shall remain forever secret.

individualism and toddlers

On Christmas day, I found myself at my parents’ house.  Also there?  The world’s most adorable little boys.  My nephews.  Inexplicably, dressed in identical outfits.  I’ve seen this before.  They’re not twins (two years and a world’s worth of personality divide them) yet, for some reason my sister sees fit to make them wear the same clothes on special occasions such as this.

It bothers me Read more

king’s powerplay

Deception.  It’s the ultimate relationship killer on a long enough timeline.  Sadly, two of my closest friends are in situations that more or less demand it.  In my opinion, the best way to avoid deception is to get everything; *everything* out in the open from the get go.  This includes your vices, requirements for time with your friends, expectations regarding fidelity, etc, etc etc.

During a recent, PBR fueled lunchtime Read more

before the devil knows you’re dead

I have some uh, morbid thoughts.  I’m a totally optimistic person, but I still find myself thinking about the darkest of topics.  One such pondering?  How long it would take someone to realize I was dead if I suddenly Read more

beta is a cock tease

Picture the scene; We’re waiting to get into Beta Thursday night for Dubfire.  Glancing down on the counter, I see a flyer.  New Years Eve.  Deadmau5.  Armin Van Buuren (9 Hour set!), M.A.N.D.Y.  DJ Reza.  Junior Sanchez.  I’m basically ready to exchange blood for this show.  Reading closer?  It’s a flyer for “Together As One”.  A party happening… In Los Angeles.  Dammit Beta.  Why you gotta hate?

things i’d rather watch..

..then people having a domestic dispute in public?

# 1?  Fat people fucking.

I’m not talking ‘put on a few extra pounds at the holidays’ level fat people either.

I’m talking morbidly obese.

That’s right.  I’d rather watch two blonde haired blue eyed beached whales sharing a sloppy, noisy, booty call outside my window.  I’d rather watch two hungry hungry human hippos….humping their engorged brains out than witness another shouted diatribe about who doesn’t love who anymore or why the friggin garbage wasn’t Read more

accidental beta p.r. department

Sexy 18 year old girls.  You gotta love em.  This past Thursday night, an encounter with a group of them positively cracked me up.  Around 10:15 pm, I find myself walking over to Golden Triangle Wine and Spirits; my local liquor emporium.  Passing a parking lot near the Church nightclub, I spy with my little eye a gaggle of girls Read more

wtf conversation: starting smoking

Working in a tiny office, it’s essential that my coworkers and I keep each other informed of our whereabouts.  This has become especially important regarding smoke breaks.  One recent evening, an exchange regarding my leaving for a puff left me Read more

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