happy halloween + i’m a huge dork

First off, happy Halloween to one and all.  Hopefully everyone has some fun ghoul, and or goblin related plans for the night.  I’ll be rocking it out with my chicken breasts in full effect, at the Girl Talk show.  Boo-yeah!

Secondly, I’m a huge dork.  This should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me personally, but this morning walking to work I got a good reminder Read more

MSTRKRFT fist of god tour - concert review

Justice just got OWNED.

These words came to me within 5 seconds of MSTRKRFT taking the stage, and lingered for the rest of the night.  Flanked by a bank of television screens and tall, LED level meters that shot crisp, electrified bursts of technicolor into the smoky Read more

dove soap and ecstasy

Am I the only one who thinks a bar of Dove soap looks like an oversized ecstasy tablet? The embossed bird? I mean, come on.

almost here…

hallelujiah, hallelujiah.  glory to cash in the highest

solution - part 1

Gabe knows.

When you want to kill someone, what you do is, you think about where to aim the gun.

Contrary to what you might see in the movies, the money shot isn’t in the head or the chest. The true money shot is through the base of the spine. On a diagonal. Severing the spinal cord not only assures a ridiculous amount of pain, dropping the victim to their knees in a twitching heap, it also provides a lifetime of paralysis.

When you hate someone enough to shoot them, chances are good you don’t want them getting off easy. Bullet through the eyes? They’ll die alright. Probably immediately. But who suffers? Their families. Their girlfriends. Their kids. Meanwhile they’ve zapped out into the next plane or whatever and all your efforts at justice and revenge are wasted.

No, if you want to kill someone, take away Read more